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Q: How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?
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A: Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list. |
| Q: How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb? |
A: Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old one was.
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| Q: Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb? |
A1: No, big daddy, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it. A2: Five. One to screw in the light bulb and four to stand around and say, "Man, if I'd had his studio time, I could have done that." A3: 5, one to change the bulb and 4 to get in free because they know the guy who owns the socket. |
| Q: How many Rap Artists does it take to change a lightbulb ? |
A: Three: One to boogie up the ladder, two to keep the beat.
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| Q: How many country & western singers does it take to change a lightbulb ? |
A: Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love she is with the new one, and one to go "Yeeeee-Hah !" and throw his hat in the air.
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| Q: How many blues musicians does it take to change a lightbulb ? |
A1: Two. One to go to Chicago because there might be a lightbulb there and the other to play harp. A2: Five. One to screw in the lightbulb, and four to play sad, blue songs about the old, wornout lightbulb.
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Q: How many members of Take That does it take to change a lightbulb?
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A: They can't sing, they can't dance so what makes you think they can change a lightbulb? |
| Q: How many Radio 1 DJs does it take to change a lightbulb ? |
A: Three. One to change it and two to resign over the changes.
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