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Q: How many SAS men does it take to change a lightbulb?
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A: Three. One to change it and two to shout GO! GO! GO! |
| Q: How many military information officers doed it take to change a light bulb? |
A: At the present point in time it is against policy and the best interests of military strategy to divulge information of such a statistical nature. Next question, please.
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| Q: How many armies does it take to change a lightbulb ? |
A: At least five. The Germans to start it, the French to give up really easily after only trying for a little while, the Italians to make a start, get nowhere, and then try again from the other side, the Americans to turn up late and finish it off and take all the credit, and the Swiss to pretend nothing out of the ordinary is happening.
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| Q: How many terrorists does it take to screw in a light bulb? |
A: Two: one to stage a suicide attack on the bulb and another to claim responsibility in phone call to the news media.
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| Q: How many Shiites does it take to change a light bulb? |
A: Four: one to hijack a light bulb, one to commandeer a jet to Beirut airport one to hold press conferences, and one to negotiate with Israel and the US for the release of fluorescent bulbs held in hostage around the world!!
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. Q: How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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A: None. People who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs. |
| Q: How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a lightbulb? . |
A: 1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need lightbulbs again
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| Q: How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb? |
A: 22, one to screw it in, 21 to shoot the bulb.
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