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Q: How many creatures from (sorority) does it take to change a light bulb?

 

A: Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.

Q: How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

 

A: Only one, but it may take him/her more than five years to do it

Q: How many pre-meds does it take to screw in a light bulb?

 

A: Two -- one to screw it in, and another to kick the ladder out from under him.
Q: How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A1: Five. One to hold the bulb, and four to guzzle beer until the room spins.

A2: Three. One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.

 

Q: How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

 

A: Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
Q: How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.

 

Q: How many academics does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Five: One to write the grant proposal, one to do the mathematical modelling, one to type the research paper, one to submit the paper for publishing, and one to hire a student to do the actual work.

 

Q: How many maths students does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: 20. One to change it and the rest to watch and discuss how exciting it is.

 

Q: How many first year civil engineering students does it take to change a lightbulb ?

 

A: None. That's a second year subject.
Q: How many engineering students does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: One, but the rest of the class copies the report.

 

Q1: How many Cliffie b**ches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A1: It's Radcliffe women, and THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

 

Q: How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

 

A: One. He holds the bulb while the world revolves around him.
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