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Q: How many creatures from (sorority) does it take to change a light bulb?
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A: Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone. |
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Q: How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?
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A: Only one, but it may take him/her more than five years to do it |
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Q: How many pre-meds does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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A: Two -- one to screw it in, and another to kick the ladder out from under him. |
| Q: How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? |
A1: Five. One to hold the bulb, and four to guzzle beer until the room spins. A2: Three. One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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Q: How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?
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A: Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it. |
| Q: How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb? |
A: One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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| Q: How many academics does it take to change a lightbulb ? |
A: Five: One to write the grant proposal, one to do the mathematical modelling, one to type the research paper, one to submit the paper for publishing, and one to hire a student to do the actual work.
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| Q: How many maths students does it take to change a lightbulb ? |
A: 20. One to change it and the rest to watch and discuss how exciting it is.
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Q: How many first year civil engineering students does it take to change a lightbulb ?
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A: None. That's a second year subject. |
| Q: How many engineering students does it take to change a lightbulb? |
A: One, but the rest of the class copies the report.
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| Q1: How many Cliffie b**ches does it take to screw in a light bulb? |
A1: It's Radcliffe women, and THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
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Q: How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?
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A: One. He holds the bulb while the world revolves around him. |
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