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Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
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A: As many as it takes to make a pile big enough to climb on to reach the bulb. |
| Q: How many Tory MP's does it take to change a light bulb? |
A: Two, one to screw it in and the other to hang himself accidentally from the flex performing a perverse sexual act involving womens underwear.
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| Q: How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb? |
A: You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need.
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