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| Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? |
A1: Two. One to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools. A2: A fish.
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| Q: How many modern artists does it take to change a light bulb? |
A: Four; one to throw bulbs against the wall, one to pile hundreds of them in a heap and spray-paint it orange, one to glue light bulbs to a cocker spaniel, and one to put a bulb in the socket and fill the room with light while all the critics and buyers are watching the fellow smashing the bulbs against the wall, the fellow with the spray-gun, and the cocker spaniel (what goes clink-clink-clink, ow-woooo?)
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Q: How many fine artists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
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A: Ten. One to change it, and nine to reassure him about how good it looks. |
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