| Animals
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Q: How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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A: Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb. |
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Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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A: Two. That's all that will fit. |
| Q: How many antelopes does it take to change a lightbulb? |
A: None. They are hardy animals that migrate between tundra and wide open plains and therefore have no need for an artificial light source.
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| Q: How many sheep does it take to change a lightbulb ? |
A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to follow him round while he looks for a new one.
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Q: How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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A: Only one, but it sure takes a big load of light bulbs! |
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